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FLASH MOBLER: Group of Lloyd Doblers Attack Locals with Broken Hearts

A mob of Lloyd Doblers — A Mobler? — invaded the streets of New York City on Tuesday to help promote The 20th Anniversary Edition DVD of Say Anything, playing “In Your Eyes” to anyone willing to listen (Ed. Note: That’s everyone.) So anyone in the mood to weep tear...

VIDEO: Kristen Wiig Reads The Classic Poems Of Suzanne Somers

Sesame Street Turns 40, Doesn’t Look a Day Over 3

Today is Sesame Street’s 40th Birthday. How did we remember? Well… We saw Big Bird’s giant orange and clearly very strong legs replacing our “L”’s in an early morning Google search. And once we realized it’s impossible for a muppet to die, we were all...

VIDEO: The Cat Massage Sequel You’ve All Been Waiting For… DOG Massage

Thanks for coming to this meeting, fellow pixies who magically make ridiculous things appear on the internet. I gathered you here today because Cat Massage was a terrific success, but internet attendance has plateaued this quarter, and we need something fresh to win back our jaded customers for a...

30 Seconds to Gay Mars: Adam Lambert’s Album Preview is Here

OK ladies and gentlemen (you know who you are). Big. Big. Day. 30 second previews of each song off of Adam Lambert’s upcoming “For Your Entertainment” album are upon us. And while 30 seconds is not nearly enough time for us to fully fuse our flesh and brains with Lambert&rs...

VIDEO HITS ONE: Weezer Performs With Kenny G In Ongoing Effort To Just Be The Internet

Here’s a video of Weezer performing with Kenny G. It’s not bad, but seriously, is Weezer even a band anymore or just a series of viral videos intended to virally exist and virally be viral? They’re within a month of just getting sucked into the internet like The Lawnmower Man an...