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Rachel Bilson Like You’ve Never Seen It Before

I’m not trying to be a dick, I’m just being honest. So I’ll just say it. I’ve always thought Rachel Bilson was dull as dirt. Hell, dirt is probably more interesting than this chick, even if Darth Vader is banging her. I stand corrected. Rachel Bilson (eventually to be Mrs...

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Kelly Brook Knows How to Become a Calendar Girl

Kelly Brook is a Calendar Girl. She knows what she has to do to make that happen. And hell, I say her creative use of pastries is a good enough qualification. Kelly’s combined my favorite things: food and tits. I know I’m not the only one imagining Kelly getting some frosting on her ...

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Will You Watch Heroes If You Get to See Hayden?

Hayden Panettiere looks hot in this photoshoot for the Swedish Elle, but not even the sight of this hot chick could make me turn Heroes back on. That show just needs to be euthanized. But Hayden does look hot. ...

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Elizabeth Hurley is an Organic Chick

Here’s an MILF. Elizabeth Hurley was out in London introducing a new organic snack or some shit like that. Actually, I shouldn’t knock organic food if it makes you look like this. This chick is a middle-aged mother. You know Hugh Grant is somewhere muttering in his drink over losing ...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 4 days ago

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The McCord Sisters Celebrate A Birthday

Who do these McCord chicks think they are, Kardashians? 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord threw her sister Rachel a 21st birthday party and apparently invited the press to document the occasion. Who the hell is Rachel McCord, you ask? AnnaLynne’s sister. I don’t remember the other si...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 4 days ago

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Mariah Carey Likes Her Food

I can no longer deny the obvious. Mariah Carey obviously isn’t missing any meals. For a celebrity, this chick is fat. But you know what they say about chicks who don’t deny themselves food. They have many, um, “appetites” and don’t deny themselves. Besides, as I hea...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 4 days ago