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Elizabeth Hurley is an Organic Chick

Here’s an MILF. Elizabeth Hurley was out in London introducing a new organic snack or some shit like that. Actually, I shouldn’t knock organic food if it makes you look like this. This chick is a middle-aged mother. You know Hugh Grant is somewhere muttering in his drink over losing ...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 6 days ago

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The McCord Sisters Celebrate A Birthday

Who do these McCord chicks think they are, Kardashians? 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord threw her sister Rachel a 21st birthday party and apparently invited the press to document the occasion. Who the hell is Rachel McCord, you ask? AnnaLynne’s sister. I don’t remember the other si...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 6 days ago

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Mariah Carey Likes Her Food

I can no longer deny the obvious. Mariah Carey obviously isn’t missing any meals. For a celebrity, this chick is fat. But you know what they say about chicks who don’t deny themselves food. They have many, um, “appetites” and don’t deny themselves. Besides, as I hea...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 6 days ago

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Khloe Kardashian’s Tramp Stamp

For all of you ass men out there: you’re welcome. I’ve always thought Khloe Kardashian bore an unfortunate resemblance to a transvestite, but these shots actually make the chick look pretty hot. Khloe even has a tramp stamp! She told Ryan Seacrest that the tattoo was a tribute to her...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 7 days ago

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Katie Price and Alex Reid Celebrate Bloodlust

Do they celebrate Halloween in London? Well, if not, then it looks like they more than made up for it with the Bloodlust Ball. Katie Price came dressed as a cat-like demon with an oral fixation while her boyfriend, Alex Reid, came dressed as a prostitute (you gotta see the pics below to believe ...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 7 days ago

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Bar Refaeli Graces the Cover of Sports Illustrated

Here’s one of my favorite models, Bar Refaeli. You know, we should take up a collection and send it to her parents for creating such a genetically gifted chick. Leo DiCaprio must really be restless to let her go. I’d cherish you (and your tits and your ass) forever, Bar. ...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — 7 days ago