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Paula Abdul Has to Do Something

Paula Abdul doesn’t want us to forget her, even if seeing her reminds us of how crazy this chick was to lose her lucrative-ass gig on American Idol. Flaunting her rack may help her… for a minute. Just a minute. And then, Paula, you’re going to sink back into the obscurity you ...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — October 28

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Bar Refaeli Flaunts Her Girls

Hell, we all know Bar Refaeli is hot, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her tits displayed so… prominently before. But I like it. I’m glad to make their acquaintance, and look forward to seeing her girls more frequently. I wouldn’t even mind seeing more of them. If ...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — October 27

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Taylor Swift Got Into The Action

So Katy Perry turned a quarter of a century old (i.e., 25) this past weekend. She celebrated with a birthday party and asked all the guests to wear white but didn’t say why. Turns out part of the festivities included painting. It looks like Taylor Swift was a good sport. This chick’s...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — October 27

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Pamela Anderson Shows Us Her Snowboarding Skills

Here’s Pamela Anderson, showing how cool and hip she is by snowboarding. And flashing her panties in the process. Oh, wait, you noticed that something’s missing? Like, I don’t know… snow?! Well, Pamela has to do something to distract us from her the fact that she’s...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — October 27

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Paris Hilton Has Grown

I’ve been assaulted by pictures of media whore celebutante Paris Hilton just like everybody else (and yeah, like all of you, I’ve seen the sex tape), and all I can say is: where the hell did those tits come from? My how she’s grown, because I’d have remembered those. Well...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — October 26

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Gotcha! Sophie Monk Edition

Are my eyes working right? Is this… could this be the amazingly hot Sophie Monk? Looking seriously busted up? Underarm fat, tits squeezed together in a most unflattering lump, legs that look like twigs… this is the woman many of us jack off to? (Oh, you know you do!) Sophie, Sophie...

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Celebrit...rek Hail — October 26