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Open Post: Hosted By Mister Rogers' Statue

There should be a Mister Rogers statute in every town since a lot of us spent quality time with him as children (and as grown-up stoners). The city of Pittsburgh recently unveiled their homage to Mister Rogers called "Tribute to Children." This looks more like a tribute to cat litter. M...

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Dlisted ...y Afraid — 13 hours ago

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There Must Be A Good Explanation For This

On the left is Sammy Sosa at an event back in December of last year. On the right is the same person at the Latin Grammy Awards in Las Vegas on Wednesday night. THE FUCK is right! Sammy must have an explanation that makes some kind of sense. Either: a) This is Sammy's idea of a Michael Jackson tr...

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Dlisted ...y Afraid — 15 hours ago

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Mimi Is Too Sexy For Her Jacket

When I was in junior high school, the look of the moment for girls was wearing your winter jacket over the shoulder like it was a damn fur stole or a Pashmina. If you ask me, that shit should only be worn like that if you're about to sing a torch song at a gay cabaret or if you're hustling for jo...

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Dlisted ...y Afraid — 16 hours ago

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These Two Will Be In A Movie Together

Variety reports that stoner goddess Charlize Theron has dropped out of yet another project (expect baby friend rumors in 3...2..). Charlize was supposed to rub her labia all over Nicole Kidman's forehead of steel in The Danish Girl, but Fishsticks Paltrow will get that privilege instead. Yes, The...

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Dlisted ...y Afraid — 16 hours ago

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Steven Tyler Is Done With Aerosmith (Maybe)

That's what came out of Joe Perry's sessy mouth. Joe, who is starting to look like a hot dude version of Colleen Williams, told The Las Vegas Sun that Steven Tyler is hanging up his scarf indefinitely. Aerosmith recently got back from a show in Abu Dhabi, and as far as Joe Perry knows Steven Tyle...

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Dlisted ...y Afraid — 18 hours ago

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Miley Cyrus Has Never Heard A Jay-Z Song

Before you click play on the clip above, you should be warned that Miley Cyrus' voice can scrape off several layers of finish in just a few seconds, so you better move all your favorite pieces of wood furniture out of the room. In Miley's song "Party in the USA," she screeches about...

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