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Kindly Hairdresser Saves Laid-Off Fashionistas from the Horror of Split Ends [Funemployment]

The only thing worse than your unemployed friend who's always borrowing money and eating the food at your apartment is your fabulous unemployed friend, the one who loses weight and befriends the idle rich and gets chic haircuts for free. The New York Times is here to showcase the latter type of u...

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CBS Picks Up 'Shit My Dad Says' Twitter Sitcom [Lucky Schmuck]

Or: How Dudes Living In Their Parents' Basements Became the Horatio Alger Myth of the Internet. Humorous Twitter account Shit My Dad Says is becoming a sitcom. Behold, a brilliant burst of light as a thousand unemployed bloggers' dreams come true, and a writer who moved in with his dad and spent ...

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Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick [Surreality Tv]

Dancing With the Stars goes from camp to pure insanity when Donny Osmond, dressed as Jacko and wearing lipstick, dances the paso doble with Cyndi Lauper from the flashing interior of a Simon Says toy while LaToya Jackson looks on. The music was Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Around (Like a Rec...

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Palin Will Again Enrage Liberals in 140 Characters or Less [She's Baaaaaaaaaaack]

Hey liberal elites: Have you for the last few months wanted to get angry about something Sarah Palin wrote, but couldn't find the time/energy to read complete sentences made of real words? You're in luck. Palin's tweeting again (soon). Uh huh: Palin is returning to Twitter in advance of her Going...

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Kraft Foods has the Worst Ideas for What to Make for Dinner [Yuck Factor]

Today, Kraft "Foods" launched a $16.28 billion hostile bid for Cadbury, the cuddliest of all confectioners. Cadbury must resist the evil Kraft empire, whose own website implicates the company in the culinary torture of thousands of unsuspecting families every night. Kraftfoods.com conta...

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Larry King's Suspenders Tonight were the Yellowest Things Ever [Wtf]

What was the deal with Larry King and his astonishingly yellow suspenders tonight? It was like staring into the sun, if the sun were holding up Larry King's pants while he interviewed the D.C. sniper's ex-wives. I have a theory. ...

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