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Diaper Astronaut Gets Surprisingly Pleasant Plea Deal [Dramatic Conclusion]

Sad Lisa Nowak, the 'astronut' who wanted nothing more than to be loved—and to avoid soiling her pants on her mission to attack, kidnap, and destroy her romantic rival—has been sentenced to 50 hours of community service. Lest you don't recall: Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando in on...

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Playgirl Turned Down by High-End Hotel for the Levi Johnston Shoot [Levi Johnson Watch]

The magazine wanted the Hotel on Rivington penthouse, but only offered $4.83 and some gum wrappers. "Their offer was well below the current rental rate. They were politely declined," said an anonymous rep for the hotel, according to Page Six. It seems plausible - how much spare cash can...

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Larry King's Suspender Watch: Blue and Boring [Suspender Watch]

Whatever moved Larry King to sport insanely bright yellow suspenders yesterday has passed. Tonight, he's back to his modest, dark-blue standbys. We miss you, zany yellow suspenders: Your lit our lives for just one night—but what a night! Rest in Peace, Yellow Suspenders: Like two brilliant...

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Adobe Joins Pre-Holiday Layoff Wave [Holidaze]

Adobe will lay off 680 people, or nearly 10 percent of its workforce. The publishing software company joins Electronic Arts and AOL in making pre-Thanksgiving cutbacks. At least these workers won't be shocked during the holidays. Just broke. (Pic) ...

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Gawker — 11 hours ago

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O'Reilly: We Should Win Hearts and Minds Because "We Can't Kill All the Muslims" [Logical Fallacy]

In the midst of browbeating the media for missing the "all Muslims burn with hatred for America" angle of the Ft. Hood shooting story tonight, O'Reilly very terribly misinterpreted why winning hearts and minds is sound military strategy. Yes, Bill O'Reilly, the only reason we're dicking...

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MSNBC: Two Dead, Up to Ten Wounded in Portland, Ore., Shooting [Breaking]

MSNBC is reporting that one two people were killed and up to ten have been wounded in a shooting near a Portland strip mall. Stop, please? UPDATE: An armed gunman fired multiple shots into a drug testing facility at a strip mall, local television is reporting. A man and a woman were killed. The g...

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