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Crazed Mob Stomps Wal-Mart Worker To DeathThanksgiving is the day Americans very briefly pretend to be civilized family people as they gather around a table covered in once-a-year homemade food. The day after Thanksgiving — Black Friday — is when Americans return to their real selves. At 5 a.m. today, outside a Long Island Wa... |
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And A Happy Thanksgiving To You, Saxby Chambliss!How could we let Thanksgiving end without sharing C.S.A. Colonel Saxby Chambliss and family’s warm regards? What a lovely surprise! And the children! They tell us to vote for their “Big Daddy,” gross. “Big Daddy” responds with a white-knuckled clench of the little g... |
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George Bush’s Extremely Offensive Forestry MalapropismYour President, George, hates Jews and is therefore making them celebrate Ch/Hanuk(k)a(h) by insisting they worship a Christmas tree. [HuffPost] Minnesota will not count thousands of the absentee ballots Al Franken wants them to, but still, without things to count, the recount continues. [The Ca... |
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Another Very Special Thanksgiving Treat From Your Wonkette!We want to give our Thanks to you, the Wonkette readers, on this last publishing day before our one-day bank holiday. Earlier, Ken shared a beautiful, warm ‘n’ fuzzy YouTube poem with you, and now it is your male associate editor’s turn. Click the “MORE” thing for a ... |
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Much Like Republicans, Al Qaeda Whines About Pro-Obama Media BiasBarack Obama and his team of greasy Chicago “fixers” are up to that same dirty trick they played on poor old Hillary and poor old Walnuts during the 2007-2008 presidential campaign: subtly playing the race card on other people by feeding tips to their liberal goons in the white media,... |
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Happy Thanksgiving Prayer, America!“Thanks for a Nation of Finks,” says America’s Poet, William S. Burroughs, in this beloved Thanksgiving Prayer. (It is traditional for the head of household to recite this prayer before the Feast.) [Gus Van Sant/Google Video] ... |
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