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Sexist CNN Dog Attacks WonketteLast night, Wonkette videographer Liz Glover stole someone’s CNN Grill credential and gained entry into this mysterious hub of vapidity, where she found a cute doggy sleeping through Sarah Palin’s “stemwinder” of a wingnut rant. Then she tried to interview The Daily Show&... |
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Look, It’s The Not-Terribly-Wretched Palin Bio That Didn’t Air Last Night!Here’s the four-minute biographical video of Sarah Palin that was supposed to air before her speech last night — had Rudy Giuliani not gone on smearing his rat shit an extra 900 hours more than planned. They should’ve shown this anyway. It seems like something made by actual, c... |
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Check Out Levi Johnston’s Meth-Trash Ring Finger TattooJohn McCain’s people had about 24 hours to get Levi “Fuckin’ Redneck” Johnston a haircut, a shave, a tailored Italian wool suit, and some invisible duct tape to cover his mouth so that he could NEVER SAY A WORD. Somewhere along the line, however, he skipped out to the one ... |
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Wasilla Is Meth Capital Of Alaska, Of CourseLike Sarah Palin said last night, mayors have Actual Responsibilities, unlike community organizers who just help poor people stay alive after their steel plant jobs are outsourced. And Sarah Palin’s responsibilities included funding “the meth capitol of Alaska,” as Alaskan State... |
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Ron Paul’s Rally For The Republic Was AwfulWe really went to the damned Ron Paul rally. It was honestly depressing. This guy was just cold enforcing the Constitution on these food-service workers trapped in Target Center all day with these losers counting out their change for another chili dog. We have other sad pictures, if you want to ... |
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It’s Homecoming WeekendAll your friends who’ve been in places like Denver and St. Paul for the last week will be back in town tomorrow, hurrah! They will want to drink, heavily. Here are some means to that end, and an elitist movie or two. Friday: See some movies about pre-Beatles British musicians: Ring-a-Ding... |
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