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Joe Biden Is Totally Going To Be Veep NomineeLet’s review the list of people who will not be Barack Obama’s running mate: Hillary Clinton, because she would poison him; Jack Reed, because he isn’t interested; Tim Kaine, because of the eyebrows; and Joan Allen, because of her rumored college sex orgy. Now there is only one ... |
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Maverick McCain Won’t Sit In Jesus’ Silence ConeWe sort of already mentioned this, but apparently not enough, as every single email tip to Wonkette today is about the Invincible Cone of Silence and how John McCain was in his “straight talk” limo watching porn instead of humbly contemplating the Terrible Mystery of Jebus within Rick... |
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Andrea Mitchell Is Definitely A Shill For Either The Democrats Or The RepublicansSomeday Andrea Mitchell will publish her memoirs and it will be the most rollicking account of a sassy girl reporter navigating our nation’s halls of power since Barbara Walters’ book came out. It will be all about crazy three-ways with Objectivists and that time she shared a spliff w... |
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Georgian President Eats His Tie, Ha HaOh, this is just delightful. [BBC World News via Live Leak] ... |
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Putting Joe Lieberman In A LockboxPakistani President Pervez Musharraf addressed the nation on television and said he would resign today. He’ll stay on until they find another President, which must happen in the next 30 days. [New York Times] The Russians haven’t left Gori even though they said they would begin withd... |
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Liveblogging Some McCain-Obama Church ChatOh good gravy there is a special election event at the world-famous giant suburban church somewhere. Let us pray about our purpose-driven liveblogging, which could happen, IF THE LORD WILZ IT. Oh it’s starting maybe, let’s find out if it’s on teevee, and who will be president of... |
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