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Updates From Your All-Sarah-Palin News Network

Here it is, your quadrennial dose of “Why aren’t there any black people in the Republican party?” [Washington Post] Sarah Palin chirped out a bunch of depressing, angry class-war claptrap before an enthusiastic audience at the Republican National Convention last night. [Wall St...

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Joe Biden Reacts To Palin’s ‘Amazing’ Speech

The Democratic vice presidential candidate has nothing but wonderful praise for Sarah Palin and how fantastic her speech was last night. He doesn’t know how he could possibly win a debate with her, because she will be such a master debater! And John Roberts is all, “You’re rais...

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Ben Stein Repulsed By Sarah Palin, Thinks Henry Kissinger Should ‘Babysit’ Her

Here’s teevee’s Ben Stein, the funny conservative author and Nixon/Ford speechwriter best known for that game show and yelling at Matthew Broderick in the 1980s. He is not impressed with Sarah Palin. No matter what weird causes Ben Stein supports, he has never been very forgiving of ...

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McCain-Palin Actually Robot-Hating Space Monsters?

Something sort of familiar about scary old McCain and shrill Mrs. President Palin? Yes, they are the space monsters from teevee’s Battlestar Galactica — the doomed leaders of a spaceship filled with frantic losers running for their lives from the PLANET THEY DESTROYED … we thin...

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Palin Was For It Before She Was Against It!

OUR ASSESSMENT: Sarah Palin is a shitty version of Ann Richards, who stomped out to make snide remarks about Republicans, and then lost. UPDATE: David Gergen just said basically the same thing on CNN. ...

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Liveblogging Famous Historical War Leader Sarah Palin at the RNC

Guess who hasn’t been mentioned at all tonight? America’s favorite president, George W. Bush Junior! It’s as if Republicans haven’t held the White House for the past eight years. Who can remember that far back? So let’s welcome the new Geraldine Ferraro, “Barra...

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