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S.S. Hayden Panettiere in Seventeen Magazine

In honor of July 4th, I decided to put up these pictures of Hayden Panettiere in next month’s Seventeen magazine. Because really, what’s more American than looking at pictures of barely legal teenage girls on your computer? It’s what John Adams and Thomas Jefferson would have...

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Quickies: Inside Job

Meet Michael Jackson’s secret wife! (Right Celebrity) Debbie Rowe in the most powerful shirt the world has ever known. (The Blemish) Your Fourth of July Spec-sac-ular: a salute to the Red, White and Boob. (COED Magazine) Denise Richards and Marisa Miller bikini-off! (Dirty Rotten Whor...

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Posh and David Beckham’s Latest Armani Underwear Ads

It looks like Seaman Recruit David Beckham is all ready to set sea and anchor detail on the S.S. Gay Man’s Wet Dream. Bon ménage voyage, mateys! With wife Victoria Beckham: Related Stories No Related Stories ...

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Shakira’s Sexy She Wolf Cover

Shakira just unveiled the new hot-as-hell cover for her latest single, She Wolf. You know, it’s funny — they actually used to call me She-Wolf back in high school. Not because of my natural mystique and my solitary grace, though. Mostly because I had a unibrow and a mustache and c...

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Debbie Rowe to Courts: I Want My Children

Even though she renounced custody both in court eight years ago and in an interview with News of the World last week, Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe is now saying she plans to fight for custody of Prince and Paris Jackson. According to Us Weekly “I want my children,” ...

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S.S. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

You gotta be careful when Kim Kardashian’s behind the grill at your Fourth of July party. You never know if the two “all-beef patties” and “special sauce” she’s talking about is a burger or just a coy euphemism for her ass and some black dude’s spunk. A...

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