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S.S. My Big Fat Greek Cleavage

This is Daiana Ygropoulou (pronounced “Nice Rack”) in the November ‘09 issue of Greek Nitro Magazine.  I’ve never heard of Dalailama Youngroupooloop or Nitro Magazine, but I didn’t see the point in asking questions and neither should you. ...

Quickies: Double the Fun

Today is Boring; Marisa Miller’s Boobs are Not

I don’t know why Marisa Miller posted these pictures on her blog, but I also don’t care because her breasts are pretty much the most interesting thing that’s happened all damn day. ...

This Can’t End Well

Ugh.  That Other Kardashian (not the preggo and not the one with the ass; the Amazonian one) went on Chelsea Handler’s show with her pretend husband, and this ridiculous shit happened: They got married just a month after they met, and now just another month later, Lamar Odom and Khloe...

If You Say So, Crazy Smelly Lady

Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of dirty diapers. No, for realsies.  It says so in Us Weekly, and if you can’t trust Us Weekly, then… well actually, you totally can’t trust Us Weekly at all.  But Parker did say this: “I love the smell of diapers,” sh...

Gross and Grosser

Hello my lovelies, it’s Sarah.  I’m sorry to do this to you, but sometimes life is pain.  These are pictures of walking vomitorium Russell Brand picking up girlfriend Katy Perry at the airport in London, where she flew after performing at the 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards in...