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Brad Pitt as an Old Man in Benjamin Button

It seems the stress of having six children under the age of seven has finally taken its toll on poor Brad Pitt. That said, I’d totally still do it with him. Absence of testicles and spine and everything. Then we’d watch Wheel and I’d steal the money out of his wallet and pai...

Amy Winehouse Rushed to the Hospital… Again

S.S. CNN Heroes All-Star Tribute

I don’t even know what the CNN Heroes All-Star Tribute is, but I guess it happened or something.  I could look it up, but I hate CNN and have boycotted them since they fired Chez Pazienza, so I refuse to even go to their site to find out.  Besides, I don’t need to, because ...

Quickies: Shady

In shocking news, it turns out — shockingly! — that Beyoncé’s much-over-hyped secret identity album I am… Sasha Fierce isn’t so fierce.  It pretty much blows.  Shocking! (FourFour) Equally shocking: Beyoncé’s still dressing like a drun...

Jennifer Aniston Does Calendars? Who Knew?

Jennifer Aniston is almost catatonically boring, but even I am willing to admit that she’s got a fantastic body.  I was not aware, however, that she did calendars.  Why in the holy hell anyone would want to look at her every single day for a year is beyond me.  Five minutes,...

Honey, I Shrunk the Hillbilly

So… this is not new, but it’s news to me and that’s the best we can muster around here, as you should know well by now.  This is probably one of the most confusing/fantastic things I’ve ever seen in my life.  It’s a little person.  It’s a Britn...