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Quickies: That Name Again is Mr. Plow

AnnaLynne McCord wins the Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costume award in a fishnet batgirl getup. (Glamzilla) And Audrina Partridge is a close second as a sexy genie. (Moe Jackson) LaToya Jackson dressed as a… Tin Man Turned Prostitute in a Clockwork Orange. Nice. (Hollywood Rag) Ice T ...

Jessica Alba as Dora and Other Lame Celebrity Costumes

Paris Hilton and Her Boyfriend as Slutty Dorothy

If you’re thinking to yourself, “Boy, Paris Hilton never looked so believably feminine,” you should know that the Paris on the left is actually her boyfriend Doug Reinfarthardt dressed as Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz.” The one on the right is the real Paris. I w...

Mel Gibson’s Whore Oksana Grigorieva Gives Birth

There are reports this morning that Mel Gibson’s mistress Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to his bastard child. Mazel Tov! Maybe they’ll call her “Sugartits.” Radar Online says It’s official – Mel Gibson is an Octo-Dad! Mel’s fiancé Oksana ...

Mariah Carey is WAAAY Too Fat for that Costume

Now here’s a costume that’s all trick and no treat! The trick of course being “an enormous shoehorn and two industrial-sized tubs of Crisco.” Mariah would have made a much more convincing Huttese crime lord or Outer Rim gas giant. Cheesah beecha wonky Chewbacca: PHO...

S.S. Daria Werbowy Nude in Japanese Vogue

The Japenese live longer, do better on international mathematics assessment tests, make better cars, and now they do haute couture better, too. Damn. The Asian philosophy of kaizen must go double for boobies! Daria Werbooby Werbowy in the December issue of Japanese Vogue (all thumbs NSFW): ...